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Santa Claus and Jesus

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Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:44 pm


	WHY SANTA CLAUS IS BETTER THAN JESUS Santa 'lives' at the North Pole and only comes around once each year to bother and cost everyone tons of money. Jesus is everywhere - every day - every minute - every second - costing citizens millions in lost taxes on property's owned and police protection for public officials like the Pope. Santa rides in a sleigh - sweet & simple. Jesus rides on the 'wind' and OOHHH - walks on water - but he's not very good with trees. Santa fills your stocking with goodies. Jesus supply's "all your needs" - like toilet paper - tooth brush - food - housing and health coverage. Santa lets you sit on his lap. Jesus lets you rest in his arms. You can't really see or touch him but fake 'feeling' is still better than nothing. You wait in line to see Santa. People have been waiting 2000 years in line for Jesus. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly. Jesus has a heart full of hate for those that disagree with him. Santa says - you better not cry. Jesus cried and whined about most everything. Santa comes down your chimney. Jesus never comes - 2000 years and still waiting. Santa doesn't know your name. He says "Hi little boy/girl". Jesus knows your name, where you live, your complete address, your future, your history, and even how many hairs on on your head! All this while being dead! Santa says HO HO HO Jesus says - UH - well Jesus doesn't talk because he is DEAD. For Santa it always snows. For Jesus - NADA Santa has helpers that make toys for children and family's. Jesus tears familys apart and asks you to hate your family members and to give away all your personal possessions. Santa gives you 'chuckles'. Jesus gives you sorrow - poverty - sadness & ignorance. Santa puts gifts under your tree. Jesus died on a tree. Santa rises up on a sleigh every year. Jesus claims to have risen up 1 time. By his brother's standards (Jason) this is a poor showing. Santa loves everyone. Jesus hated everyone except those who followed his instructions. He promoted hatred among family's; husband, wife, children, father, mother and in-laws. Yes....Santa Claus is far better than Jesus. It's obvious there is really no comparison. The holiday is really all about santa Claus. We need to get more Santa and joy back. Santa is the reason for the season. Alpha

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Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:59 pm


	It'r really a wonderful comparision. I like this sentence: "Santa puts gifts under your tree. Jesus died on a tree." CaoTuong

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